Comedy of Errors

I am a sucker for a good conspiracy theory, but when you identify the the conspiracy yourself, that makes you a conspiracy theorist and that makes you a whack.  So, prepare yourself for the greatest conspiracy theory to come along in the last 100 years and it’s all mine, not heard of anywhere else on the Internet.

“They never told you how much water to drink until they started charging for it.” – George Carlin

This story takes place in the United States of America starting sometime between 1899 and 1930.  I don’t know what the motivating factor was, but all “businesses” must encourage growth of said business.  Unfortunately no business,  committee, nor organization is ever founded with the goal of going out of business.  When a person’s livelihood stems from what they do, they will do everything in their power to maintain that “job” in order to continue to suckle off the teet.  The American Cancer Society will never find a cure for cancer because there are simply too many people working there.  Sadly, it is a universal truth and most “organisms” are cancerous – they grow and grow until they consume all resources and eventually die.

Back to the AMA.  Once you begin to open schools you need to first create a demand for students.  That wasn’t difficult in the early 20th century as we didn’t understand the basic of science let alone health.  However, as you begin to produce thousands or tens of thousands of students you need to ensure they have a lifetime supply of patients or they will begin to lose their jobs and advise others that they should not become doctors and then where would all of those medical schools be.

Additionally, a government cannot easily control a happy, healthy population.  As the AMA grew it required a sick population and the government needed one too.  At some point the U.S. Government came to the AMA and asked them for help on their common issue.

At first the AMA identified that they could remove iodine from the diet in order to shutdown the thyroid which is the master control of the entire endocrine system.  In order to do that, they needed to remove salt.  Thus, they engaged the FDA to first process salt into a poison and then make it the only available source of iodine in the American diet.  They process it to remove all minerals and then they add anti-caking agents to make it even more poisonous.

“Table salt is mined from underground salt deposits. Table salt is more heavily processed to eliminate trace minerals and usually contains an additive to prevent clumping. Most table salt also has added iodine, an essential nutrient that appears naturally in minute amounts in sea salt.”

They received the added benefit of bacterial infections due to low sodium content in the body.  Now, we have a population getting ill from low sodium and staying ill with thyroids that don’t function because there is no iodine in the diet.  When hormones are out of whack this leads to depression, mood swings, hyperactivity, and a million other side-effects that require synthetic replacements (aka the spawn of the drug companies).

Fast forward a few years and people are not getting sick enough, fast enough.  The AMA/FDA needed more.  They identified the lymphatic system as the next target.  The lymphatic system removes toxins and waste from the body and then filters it through the liver.  The liver contracts when there is a large amount of fat in the stomach and empties its contents – including all of the toxins it has filtered out of the lymphatic system.  In order to stop the liver from contracting the AMA/FDA came up with the “low fat diet” and the food industry came up with synthetic fats which the liver didn’t respond to.

When the liver stops contracting and stops emptying out the garbage it has collected from the lymphatic system it becomes congested to a point where it can no longer filter out the lymphatic system and your body becomes a cesspool of waste.  A cesspool that can no longer heal itself and relies on drugs and medical care.

There is an added benefit to a low-fat diet and that is high-carb intake.  There is a fungus called Candida that lives in your colon and is necessary, but in large quantities wreaks havoc on your system.  Fungus produces a mycotoxin to defend itself from the immune system and this mycotoxin begins to flood the body causing terrible side-effect.  It also enables candida and other fungus to spread which eventually leads to cancer (  Also, once the fungus is settled, it does the same thing to your colon that it does to your feet (aka cracked heels and athletes foot) and now your colon is seeping raw sewage back into your body.

Enter the insurance industry in collusion with the government, drug companies, the FDA and the AMA to create a country of indentured servants.   With super high medical costs and a lifetime of illness to look forward to, a person has no option but to work and slave for a machine which drives a corrupt government to help drive the ever present debt and GDP, all while writing checks to students of the AMA.  How many people would quit their jobs today if they had decent medical insurance.  There is a reason Universal Healthcare simply won’t work in this country – sick people only work because they have to and the rest of us are afraid of becoming sick.

Don’t get me wrong, I know many honorable doctors who are in their profession to help people.  In fact, this whole mess may actually just be a huge comedy of errors and mistakes.  This whole story may be a group of of doctors and scientist trying their hardest to help (low salt, low fat) and simply failing miserably.

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  1. Great theory. It’s capitalism not really the fault of doctors and practitioners as they are trained in med school to fix the symptoms but not the root in a holistic view. All my research and experience is in line with your theory. Disease is a result of toxicity x lack of nutrition and yes there is much money to be made!

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